What scientists say in research papers vs. What they actually mean (via io9).
I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.
Yes. This is good.
Omg it’s like my college career staring right at me.
Hey its a chart of Spock-speak
if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence
was named copycat
they saw the opportunity and they took it
WOHHHHA
I like how Ian McKellen goes from angry wizard who will fuck your shit up to happy grandfather who is just pleased that you came to visit him on a Sunday.
That is the magic of Ian McKellen.
I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.
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| — | Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via myartisnotforsale) |

















