Riggin' the Deck
You have replaced every piece of yourself. Mechanic or organic. Time and time again. There’s not a trace of the original you left.
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nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course: "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course:

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

So, did anyone else feel like crying a bit at the Season 8 premiere of Doctor Who? I don’t know, just everything, the Doctor trying to figure out who he is, the fact that Clara is recovering from her lost friend (or lover, whatever) and now is with this man who is supposed to be the man she loved, and all he wants is a friend but the one person who needs to understand him can’t. And then the whole thing about how we don’t know how dark this new Doctor is going to be, and who the hell is this other lover in “Paradise” and why in the world is she dancing. I just, I can’t. It’s too much and it’s so good and I can’t

melodys-riversong:

Russell T Davis Doctor Who 

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Steven Moffats Doctor Who

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ryley-stbatman:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

That’s actually really fucking legit and I’m sure that somewhere within the over 18k notes that this has already someone has drawn up some drafts as to what their crests would look like and what students at an American Magic School would dress like.

ryley-stbatman:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

That’s actually really fucking legit and I’m sure that somewhere within the over 18k notes that this has already someone has drawn up some drafts as to what their crests would look like and what students at an American Magic School would dress like.

4,154,425 plays

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captain-happy-paws:

amarriageoftrueminds:

incipientt:

blinding-eclips:

freecocaine:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

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^ THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION

I swear to fucking god tumblr if this is another fucking Spongebob pos-

Oh.

Oh…

NOOOOO. 😭😩

thewintersoldiersbutt:

Happy 75th Anniversary to The Wizard of Oz! To celebrate, I present to you;

Movies in a Nutshell: The Wizard of Oz

4, 17, 40, 74, 90, 92 sorry for so many but I'm a curious person and i love honesty
Anonymous

4: Is Trust a big issue for you:

I actually think I should be more distrusting of people, sometimes I trust people and get kind of used for it, I always want to see the best in people, which sometimes keeps me from being honest with myself.

 17: Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything:
You know it’s funny, there isn’t anyone who I actually tell absolutely everything. But there are three people who I am the most open with, my mom, my brother, and one of my closest friends. But there are things I don’t tell them or sides I don’t show one that I will show another.
40: Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Because I was attracted to them and their personality, I knew she liked me, and I think I liked her, but there is a part of me that thinks I probably shouldn’t have.
74: What is your favorite book?
That. Is an excellent question. I have no idea, I have a few. I love The Princess Bride, but I also love Brave New World by Aldous Huxley and Eragon by Christopher Paolini, and those are just the single books, don’t even get me started on book series….
 90: Opinions on sex before marriage?
People are going to do it. I am of the mindset that waiting until marriage is the best way to go because it shows that the two people are in a deeper relationship than just the physical one. But who knows, I don’t claim to know the answers, and I could be wrong, but those are my beliefs.
92:  Do I want to get married?
One day, I think so. I don’t know. Right now I am not really looking for any kind of relationship and honestly, I’m 18, I wouldn’t know how to be married, I barely know how to be a good boyfriend. So one day, yes, I’d love to be married if I found the right person, but right now I don’t see that being in my near future.

"Some people love staying up late. Sometimes I do. But normally, I hate it.

Because when it is late and we are alone, we are forced to face the reality of our lives. And sometimes the mistakes I have made feel far to great, and I do not know how I can get up and face the day again.”

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?